Saturday, June 26, 2004
Kerry Attributes Snow Melting in Colorado to Bush's Environmental Policies
While on the trail, John Kerry says he is "extremely disturbed" by recent reports that indicate snow is melting in some parts of Colorado. Aides deny that the comments are related in anyway to Kerry's pathetic attempts at a reverse 360 tail-back during a ski trip in Aspen. When asked to comment on Kerry's remarks that snow is melting in Colorado in July, President Bush responds by saying, "Is that what month this is?" Aides deny that they told Bush it was still February and that he could approve of ads making fun of Kerry for another eight months. Officials who have seen the ads say more than a few start off with Bush saying, "A horse walks into a bar, bartender says 'Why such a long face?'..."