Sunday, July 04, 2004

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Spiderman 2: 6-7/10

They finally figured out the difference between a comic book and a video game... congratulations.

The movie happens to be an all out assault on lazy people. The only excuse you can have for missing your classes, apparently, is if you're pulling immigrant babies out of burning buildings.

Retarded Tidbits: T.S. Eliot gets his revenge on the ignorant. Extra from the set of Frida ends up as the wife of uber-genius Dr.Octavius. B-movie king and Army of Darkness/Evil Dead star fronts as Doorman to Broadway theatre--adds that "extra feel". Spiderman suit leaks color in wash--dry cleaning preferred. First explicit Christ figure in Post-Passion era (might not be true).

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